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JC's LIST OF STUFF HE WOULD MOST LIKELY REVEAL IN A BLOG ENTRY IN AN ATTEMPT TO FOOL EVERYONE DUE TO APRIL 1 BEING APRIL FOOL'S DAY

1. Coming out of the closet.

2. Terminal illness

3. In love with a stripper who bought me a drank

4. Would "reveal" that he is a lecherous bastard (not that he MIGHT be)

5. Is adopted

6. Got hit by a parked car

7. Is depressed, wanting to commit suicide through self strangulation

8. Is a pedophile (ACK?!)

9. Caught STD by borrowing money

10. Is betrothed to his 65 year old neighbor


Here's 10. So, to avoid sullying my credibility (any further), I'll just go all out and greet everyone, one helluva HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY.


Just a Fool's Day thought:

Why do fools fall in love?...
Maybe because they can (diba?)