Eks...Eks...EEWWWWW

Points to ponder...well, sorta:

1. Graduating is not as pretty a picture as it seems.

2. The library is not a place of refuge for the weary, its where nuns and emos play god.

3. The typical "Pick-up sticks" game causes the utmost tension, coupled with high entertainment value.

4. "May nagsabi sa akin na inirapan mo raw ako." is another person's way of saying, "I SOOOOO WANNA BE YOU BECAUSE IM SOOOOO INGGIT AND MY ENGLISH SAKS!"

5. Metrosexuals are clean, not gay.

6. The Grilled Tomatoes at Grilled Tomatoes aren't so grilled after all.

7. Only one person can be President and Archbishop at the same time: Sam Concepcion

8. A gut-wrenching English exam is passable, regardless of how wrenched your guts are.

Next week, I bid my unemployment farewell. Can't wait XD

SR # Wan

Carlos: Aysus...tingnan mo nga naman itong Callalily video na to. May pa disye-disyerto pang nalalaman. Bwakanang...

Nathan Cruz: Dude, chill. There are a lot of WAY worse bands out there. Plus, they're just making a living out of what they love the most, MUSIC. Just look at how they reach out to the public. Huge fanbase ahoy. So, cut the guys some slack, will ya?

Totoy Inosente: Oo nga, Oo nga. Sabi sa TV tsaka mga magazine, magaling daw yung Callalily pati na rin yung Spanjkola tsaka Shamrak. Tsaka tingnan mo o, sila rin yung tumugtog sa favorite online game ko, LINEAGE TWO. Ok na yung ganyan, kaysa dun sa mga video na puro babaeng halos hubad na, eww naman...

Won-Byun: Lam mo Toy, bobo ka.

Totoy: Hinde kayahh...

Won-Byun: YES YOU ARE!

Totoy: Okie...

Won-Byun: Anywaist, agree ako kay Carl, mga ugok. Eh, pogi rock lang naman yan eh, kasama ng halos lahat ng ibang banda out there. Di bale sana kung kasing gwapo at hot ko yung vocalist nila. Eh mukhang garbage! C'mon, lose the fucking scarf already. *strikes a pose*

Nathan: That is so predictable of you. So subjective, and so full of yourself. Take a look at Gardo, a man of few words. I'm sure whatever he says would make a lot more sense than your conceited ramblings, right Gardo?

Gardo: SHAT AP! AY KEEL YOUUUU!!!! *bangs head on wall*

Carlos: Whatever. Para sakin, L`arc~en~Ciel ripoff yang bidyo na yan. Buti nalang di kasing haba ng...ano nga ba yung isa nilang kanta, yung 5 minutes halos?

Nathan and Totoy: Magbalik.

Gardo: *pahabol* GRRROOOWRZZZZ!!!

Carlos: Ayun, whatever. Buti nalang ito, di kasing haba nun, dahil baka dumugo't bumula nalang yung bibig ko pag nagkaganoon.

Totoy: Wahhh...ang sama muhhh...

Won-Byun: Ikaw kasi Totoy, puro cartoons tsaka video games ang inaatupag mo. If only you were as hot as me, siguro di ka tatanga tangang ganyan. *twirls then strikes a pose facing the mirror* You want a piece of me? Nahh..you want the whole thing, dontcha? *wenk sabay kagat labi*

Totoy: Huhuhuuuuuhhh *punas sa mata like a kiddie*

Carlos: Riiiiiiight....Nate, check mo nga yung freezer kung may Strawberry Ice Cream pa. Lam ko meron pa from last night eh.

Nathan: Oh snap...

Eberywan: *makes lingon*

Nathan: Dude...theres...no...more...Ice Cream...

Eberywan: O_O

Carlos: Punyemas naman yang utol ko oh, paano nya mauubos ang one gallon sa loob ng dalawang gabi??!!! Sabi ko na nga bang hinde babae yun eh...

Nathan: Sweet...sugary...decadence...all gone...damn.

Totoy: *hagulgol*

Gardo: HINDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!