Oh, say it isn't so.

So, given the tomfoolery I've been busy with during the holiday, I'd like to share a probable, and hopefully lucrative business prospect I've come up with. I'd call it Tom-Bookery, but that would just be stupid.

Lo, and behold. My possible first, and most likely last bestselling (or not) D.I.Y handbook:

How to waste a perfectly good weekend: and other stuff you shouldn't be doing, you dumb fuck.

Seems a bit long for a title, but the idea's always there. It'll grow on you.

Uhm. Yeah. Hi.

So, here it is. The great resurrection and re-unveiling of my not-so-awesome if not horribly distasteful blog.

Being a year older, supposedly a year wiser, and in theory, a much better writer, please do not look forward to any random acts of awesomeness which might so happen to spring forth from this webpage. Until my mojo charges back to 100%, my entries will have this uncontrollable tendency to suck balls and reek of immature angst.

In any case, I can at least assure a bit more consistency for the meantime. And now, I leave you with Taeyeon from SNSD's reaction when she found out I was bringing my blog back.

I can ASSUME she's happy.