Oh, say it isn't so.

So, given the tomfoolery I've been busy with during the holiday, I'd like to share a probable, and hopefully lucrative business prospect I've come up with. I'd call it Tom-Bookery, but that would just be stupid.

Lo, and behold. My possible first, and most likely last bestselling (or not) D.I.Y handbook:

How to waste a perfectly good weekend: and other stuff you shouldn't be doing, you dumb fuck.

Seems a bit long for a title, but the idea's always there. It'll grow on you.

Uhm. Yeah. Hi.

So, here it is. The great resurrection and re-unveiling of my not-so-awesome if not horribly distasteful blog.

Being a year older, supposedly a year wiser, and in theory, a much better writer, please do not look forward to any random acts of awesomeness which might so happen to spring forth from this webpage. Until my mojo charges back to 100%, my entries will have this uncontrollable tendency to suck balls and reek of immature angst.

In any case, I can at least assure a bit more consistency for the meantime. And now, I leave you with Taeyeon from SNSD's reaction when she found out I was bringing my blog back.


I can ASSUME she's happy.




Daddy's home

It's been THAT long ago? Jeez. I think I just lost my mojo.

Since HP6 is all the rage...

As we take a gander at this year's adaptation of the Harry Potter series, we take time to remember those who didn't quite make it to the actual film. To top things off, we have Mr. Avada Kedavra, Tommy Boy, he-who-shall-not-yet-always-does-get-mentioned, the good ole' Lord Voldemort himself. In hindsight, we have the late Cedric Diggory, who by some bizarre, yet totally pro-fangirly twist of fate, re-emerged as the teenybopper sensation, Edward Cullen. So, where the hell are they as HP6 commences?


Oh, there they are.

Never saw THAT coming. So, what's next?

Killing curse? Screw that. Wesley Snipes'll do you in...

Do you in GOOD.


Cheers.

http://fuckyeahvoldemort.tumblr.com

aaaand I forgot that site Bill used to get the Blade pic

If the folks say so, then do so


No, dad indeed.

The Necromancer

Hello, everyone. It feels a tad peculiar to be back, but nevertheless, good.

Slump's gone, sun is shining, and I'm back to my jolly, overweight self.

Yup, everything is coming full circle, and getting back to normal. :)

Lower than dirt

Ooh, the audacity.

Check out this entry about a particular JC Candare: bottom feeder extraordinaire.

http://www.newmedia.com.ph/serial-up-cat-killer-enraging-filipino-online-community/

His blog. T'was up and running a few days ago. Must've turned tail and ran.

http://myperfectsymmetry.multiply.com/journal/item/24/untitled

The lame ass scum defender

http://akosibentumbling.multiply.com/

Oh,and a little something from the good guys.

http://www.davidvgonzales.com/tag/serial-cat-killer/


I'm no PETA or WWF devotee, but something this horrible is worth a good fatal beating. Hell, and I'm not talking about your typical puny, blow-off steam, friendly tomorrow, after school fistfight.

I won't bother tossing around my thoughts any further since a huge chunk of the Philippine online community already wants his head on a spike. I guess the poor sap would mind reconsidering his actions, or at least have the common sense to keep his twisted hobby to himself.