Oh, say it isn't so.

So, given the tomfoolery I've been busy with during the holiday, I'd like to share a probable, and hopefully lucrative business prospect I've come up with. I'd call it Tom-Bookery, but that would just be stupid.

Lo, and behold. My possible first, and most likely last bestselling (or not) D.I.Y handbook:

How to waste a perfectly good weekend: and other stuff you shouldn't be doing, you dumb fuck.

Seems a bit long for a title, but the idea's always there. It'll grow on you.